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Sh*t My Uterus Says: Sass is the New Pink

Well it’s been a few months since her last little tantrum so to be perfectly honest, I wasn’t surprised when the notes started showing up again over the past couple of days. And so with a shaking head and a crooked smile I now present to you the third installment of: Apparently she is a […]

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You Know You’re TTC When… (Part 2)

Everyone but you thinks the April Fool’s pregnancy prank is funny. For the record – it isn’t…it really, really isn’t. You can’t walk into a bathroom without instinctively reaching for a stick to pee on. You have a minimum of 5 individuals excluding your husband who are actively trying to get you knocked up. You […]

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Sh*t My Uterus Says: She’s At It Again

Well, my uterus is up to her old tricks again. I think maybe I’ve been putting a little too much pressure on her lately, so after boycotting me for a short time, I began finding these odd post it notes in various places again. And thus I give you the second installment of: It’s true […]

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Sh*t My Uterus Says…

I don’t know about you, but my uterus and I have a lot of “meaningful” conversations. The only problem is that my uterus tends to get a little saucy with me. We have our ups and downs in the teamwork category, and we’re constantly working on improvement. Sometimes, though, when we aren’t on speaking terms, […]

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